Since winning 2 awards in the Alt EFL Gurus award ceremony where we gave awards to people who won them, Yoda has been busy so we caught up with him to see how his life has changed.
Me: Hello Yoda, sorry, Mr Yoda. Actually, is Yoda your first or last name?
Yoda: Doubts you have. Doubts lead to questions, questions lead to answers and answers lead to the dark side of EFL.
Me: Err, so it’s Mr Yoda then.
Yoda: Sir Yoda now, hmmmm. English Queen Knight of royal realm award, me give, she did.
Me:Wow, so your life’s really changed alot then?
Sir Yoda: Changed, yes. New X Factor judge am I and dating Pippa Middleton. Big bum, yoda like.Hmmmmmphf!
Me: Sounds like you’re quite the celebrity.
Sir Yoda: The force is strong with Yoda, the money too. Have both, get the girls you do. Lightsaber also babe magnet.
Me: Do you see yourself as a bit of a player then?
Sir Yoda:Player you say, hhhhmmff! Go I must, date with Simon Cowell have I.