Awright there punters, christmas is here and givings in fashion and uncle Del Boy has got some pucker gifts for all you secrety santas out there. Fallen off a lorry, tipped off a van, bungee jumped from a plane, don’t ask no questions and I tell you no lies.Cushty. Today, a once in a lifetime offer, never to be repeated, for you luvly Tweetions out there I bring you…wait for it…Alternative EFL Gurus the DVD box set. It’s got all your faves and more. Deleted scenes, censored bits and more.

No christmas will be complete this year without this beauty. You don’t want to miss the never before released interview with the devil about positive reinforcement, or Rambo’s tutorial on making your own stationary in the jungle, not to mention Metallica’s lesson on using heavy metal chants. You also can’t miss out on MacGyver and B.A.’s master class on ‘using what’s in the room’, Neo’s talk on online learning and Second Life and not to mention Superman’s tips on heat vision for warmers.

Buy now and I’ll chuck in a Trotters Independant Traders T-shirt.

If I’ve tickled your EFL taste buds then come buy a copy, you can find me round the back of Sainsbury’s in Newham.